“I Just Had Sex” is an ironic take on when a virgin has sex for the first time and brags about it.

Andy sings from the point of view of an oblivious, uninformed, and awkward ex-virgin who just had sex moments before he recorded the song. He hyperbolizes how much and enthusiastically the ex-virgin would brag and talk about it.

The fact that Akon, a highly regarded and serious artist, is featured in this goofy song also adds to the irony.