Bart Baker

Hit Or Miss (Parody)


[Pre-Chorus 1: Jacob]
I'm the most famous kid in the world now
And no one can explain it
Because I basically do nothing
Which is why life is hit or miss

[Chorus 1: Jacob]
By that I mean you shouldn't worry about anything
This song's a miss but who cares though?
Somehow I became a hit kinda like Nash Grier did
Based on luck and some cute photos
I don't even have to try, that is why when I sing
I sound like a whiny robot
But who cares nothing matters, live life like the world's ending
That's the dumb message of this song

[Verse: Jacob]
I released "Sweatshirt" and it was a big hit
I could not believe anyone actually bought it
Thought songs had to be good but they didn't
Guess they can be badly sung and even more badly written
And that is when it hit me, life's hit or miss so why bother
Tryna make a second single that is any hotter
Wish I was Bieber but that'll never be
He actually can sing I should stick to

[Refrain: Jacob]
I was supposed to spend all day today recording
But I blew it off cos it's not important
Plus I can barely sing so it's really boring
Watching producers trying to make my voice on key
So I'll keep riding this bike around
While girls stare at me and run into things and then fall down
It's possible they're hurt but I ride past, don't help them up
Nothing matters in life but putting on blush

[Pre-Chorus 2: Jacob]
I do not care what happens tomorrow
So I eat food from the trash
And I mouth off to homeless drunk guys
I don't care if they kick my ass

[Chorus 2: Jacob & Homeless Guy]
Cos I don't worry 'bout tomorrow, I just don't give a shit
Because I am famous and young
I've embraced a philosophy that's nihilistic
Kinda like this old homeless bum
Hey kid I like your attitude, you're a lot like us
Why don't you stay with us right here?
Maybe I will but I am thirsty, can I have a drink?
Here try this! What is it? It's beer!

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About "Hit Or Miss (Parody)"

“Hit or Miss” is a parody of Jacob Sartorius' breakout hit “Hit or Miss” which was created by Bart Baker and released on his Official YouTube channel on 24 September 2016 and has got over 7 million views and 150 thousand likes on the video.

You watch the original video the parody was based on below

Hit Or Miss (Parody) Track info