My Caffeine Dream

My Caffeine Dream

Froster

I sexually identify as the high pitched backing vocals on “My Caffeine Dream” by Forrest Myers-Power. Ever since I was a little boy, I have always had many dreams and very much caffeine in my bloodflow. Because of this as well as my fondness for the high pitch backing vocals on “My Caffeine Dream”, I have decided that is from now on who I am. I have already sliced my vocal chords and have cut off my testicles in order to feel more like myself. I plan on getting a surgical procedure to official transition into the backing vocals on “My Caffeine Dream”. It is who I am, and if you don’t accept it, you’re a vocalphobe. Thank you for your understanding.