Don't make me laugh
I'm trying to climax
Stop scratching yourself
I'm trying to climax
Don't wanna hear the specials
I'm trying to climax
Just clench your grip
So I can climax

Get down from there
I'm trying to climax
Let's leave the hospital
So I can climax
Wash out yourself
So I can climax
Just scream John Candy (John Candy)
And we will climax
(John Candy John Candy John Candy John Candy *gasp* John Candy)