This song talks about both Ruby and Scrim’s love stories and partially decievement from them.

We have here Norman Atomic, aka Ruby and Anthony Mars, aka $crim.
Both of those names have been also used at the same time before on “Meet Mr. NICEGUY”, 11th song of their previous album I Want to Die in New Orleans.

As in “Meet Mr. NICEGUY”, Ruby’s verse seems to be about his ex girlfriend Crystal, who he dated for 5 years.

Both “I Wanna Be Romanticized” and “Meet Mr. NICEGUY” have a lot in common, both song have a sing-song rap style, and talks about theirs feeling about their love stories.