“Dear Porcupines”, alternatively titled as “Dear Porcupine” or “Porcupine”, is an unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. The song was written for her Unknown Extended Play, however, the project was later scrapped. It has been performed live multiple times.
The full studio version leaked on May 17th, 2021.

This song is about people bullying Melanie during school, but she has overcome their words since then. The bullies are metaphorically referred to as “porcupines”. This song is also about getting revenge on the people who made fun of her by insulting them.